Tuesday, September 27, 2005
They're animals, man!
Dozens of bugs in my Master Choice Penne Rigate bag of pasta.
MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST.
I already had the water to boil and I was pouring the pasta in when I noticed little specks floating around at the top. I thought "shit, how is the pot not clean?" then I noticed the specks in the bag of pasta. They weren't fuckinging there before, I must've woke them up or something.
Thing was, I noticed two or three of them on the counter earlier, squooshed 'em and paid them no mind. They must've crawled out when I opened the bag earlier. So, FUCK MY ASS my dinner was postponed and I didn't know I had A PANDEMIC ON HAND. I FEEL SO FILTHY AND VIOLATED.
JOHNNY RICO AND THE ROUGHNECKS WOULDN'T STAND FOR THIS SHIT
MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST.
I already had the water to boil and I was pouring the pasta in when I noticed little specks floating around at the top. I thought "shit, how is the pot not clean?" then I noticed the specks in the bag of pasta. They weren't fuckinging there before, I must've woke them up or something.
Thing was, I noticed two or three of them on the counter earlier, squooshed 'em and paid them no mind. They must've crawled out when I opened the bag earlier. So, FUCK MY ASS my dinner was postponed and I didn't know I had A PANDEMIC ON HAND. I FEEL SO FILTHY AND VIOLATED.
JOHNNY RICO AND THE ROUGHNECKS WOULDN'T STAND FOR THIS SHIT
# posted by magusart @ 9:10 PM 
