Saturday, October 22, 2005
You wanna piece of me, BOY?
A few important life lessons I gleaned the past couple of days:
- The next time I find myself to be one of the four males in a college course about ancient homosexual practices in foreign lands, I've got to withdraw immediately. That shit is not as fun as it sounds.
- I cannot tolerate spicy food anymore, or at least, spicy chicken wraps from strange Indian joins in New Brunswick. My stomach flips more than a mudskipper.
- Hair gel is a nice thing to have especially when I wake up and my hair decides to ignore all rules of physics and decency.
- Japanese is a ridiculous language to learn. Next time I try to unearth the secrets of a foreign language I better be born into that culture first.
- When my roommate is out for the night I better get to bed early or I'll have to endure 20 more minutes of gasping and squeaking than I would have liked trying to sleep later that night.
- Yes, Asian girls do have a distinct gasp and squeak. It ain't just in porn!
- Terran is a difficult race to play as when you want to rush your opponents. ZOMG LING RUSH
# posted by magusart @ 2:13 PM 
